Because they make me giggle......

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Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
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Gender	MaleFemale
You first killed at age	24
Your victim was	A deadly assassin
Reason	Pleasure
Your trademark weapon	Poison Gas
Your reputation	Empathic and remorseful
You work with	chockablock
You kill for	Justice
In the end, you are defeated by	fragile2
Your death	Public execution
Your career body-count	313